Top Ten Reasons to Join the Fraternity

Wrestler Number of posts : 21 Registration date : 2009-01-20

The music come on and it's something new....Let the Bodies hit the Floor

BDK: Well, well, well....How we doing tonight. I wanted to come out here...well frankly I was bored. You see us in the Launch already had our tourney and I think I did pretty well. Now we just have to wait for the "mystery man" to decide what our fates will be. And since I made ALL...THE...BODIES....HIT...THE...FLOOR the other night, no one wanted to challange me again. So I need to entertain myself and lucky you I will entertain all my fans...the Kool Beans as well. So I can out here to introduce my top 10. HAHAHA..my top 10 reasons why a entertain would want to join the Fraternity

10-Every time Sparten shows you a hold, you notice he has one less finger

9- DOTF orders wrestling outfits from Victoria's Secret

8- Studd teaches you a hammerlock involving a real hammer

7-Once a week, AC says "The uniforms are in the wash. We'll have to wrestle naked"

6-DOTF hoping and praying there will be a "Biodome" sequel

5- When Sparten demonstrates a hold, he says, "Pretend you're Siegfried and I'm Roy"

4-AC Compulsively refers to himself as "the most powerful man in American broadcasting"

3- Studd Refers to voices in head as "my tag team partners"

2- DOTF "secret wrestling move:" tickling

1-They always cheat here on CBS

Thank you...you have been a great audience!!!!!

Any time anyone is ready to step up to the man in the Launch Divsion....BRING IT!!!!