Those Wacky Randoms!

These will consisted of those one off RP's, the ones that don't really go into story lines, like ones that just happen but don't really go with anything. They are some of the Wacky and funny Rps you see time to time and they are always good to have a read and sometimes get a laugh out of, maybe ...... lol, but have a look and see for yourself

Forrst Shriek Monstar is seen walking down the Hall.

Staff Member: Hey Forrest Good luck tonight in your match.
Forrest: Thanks...You have a good time directing the lighting or whatever you do.

Forrest Shriek Monstar seems to see a shadow go flying next to him.

Forrest: Um...Hey man, did you just see something?
Staff member: No...Why?

Forrest: I swear on my life, I saw someone or something go flying next to me into my locker rooom.
Staff Member: Forrest, man I think your drifting into lalala land here before your match, Calm down. Is this your first Tournament you have been in?
Forrest: What did you say to me? You don't talk like that to me, I am a wrestler so that means I am a strong peson.
Staff member: (Whispering) Not really.
Forrest: What...Seriously you need to stop before I am forced to put my hands on you.
Staff Member: Dude...Are you realizing this right now, Your opponent Naruto Uchaiah is using mind games with you man, Calm down. You can't get like this, Your match is next. So man, Go to your locker room.
Forrest: Yeah maybe your right.

Forrest Shriek Monstar continues walking towards his locker room. He gets into the locker room, and shuts the door behind him. Forrest Shriek Monstar turns around and sees Naruto sitting in his Chair.

Naruto: Hello Forrest, I see you are a little Shaken up, Why is this so. You are going to be in a match next with me and your acting like you have never seen a ghost?
Forrest: What do you mean, Your not a ghost. I am looking right at you.

Naruto Uchiah seems to have multiplied his body.

Naruto: Well yes I am a ghost look at your Couch.

Forrest looks at his Couch and sees another Naruto.

Forrest: What is going on here? Stop this.

Forrest runs out of his Locker room And can't be found for the rest of the night until his match starts.

Camera focuses on ring as David Hardy's theme is heard all around the arena.The fans cheer
David Hardy enters the ring and grabs a mic

DH: I just want to say how much i enjoy D. A. M. It is the greatest FED in the world.

David Hardy pauses while fans cheer

DH: The first show ever was the greatest in the world.
DH: I just want to say thanks for making this fed even better

Lights go out and when they come on, Harry Potter is standing with a mic

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The wooden door kicks open in the D.A.M locker room, a cold breeze blows past the wrestlers perparing for the upcoming Wrestling card. In walks a mountain of a man wearing animal skins and smelling like a wet dog. Slowly he strolls past the other workers and tosses his duffel bag down by an empty chair. He takes a gander around the room before setting his large frame in the seat.

Klondike:Bunch of Polecats.....

He leans down and unzipped his black bag and a fowl odor creeps out .

Klondike:Woo-Weee....should of had the ol' lady wash these suckers out...been a few months.

He gives a little chuckle to himself as kicks off his fur boot by his duffel bag. The mountain man starts pulling down his red sock exposing his clammy, white foot. He stretches out his toes letting them air-out one by one, a gleam of joy comes over his face.

Klondike:The names Klondike.....King Klondike for anybody that gives a whoot.

Klondike preys off his other fur boot and places it next to it's pair.

Klondike:I ain't too good at that there spell'n or that arithmetic...but one thing this ol' coot IS good at and that there is scrapp'n....I eat Badger for breakfast, Wolverines for lunch....an elk for my dinner. I've beat the frozen snot of a whole tribe of Eskimos.

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a can of snuff and dips a huge wad into his lower lip.

Klondike:You Polecats should be like kick'n a baby seal across a frozen lake.....real easy.

King Klondike spits a dark brown liquid onto the locker room floor.

Gersolmers music is heard over the arena and he walks down the ramp with a mic.
After he rolled in the ring he lifts the mic.

G : ?????. I´m calling you out to settle this once and for all!



After seconds ????? stands at the ramp.

[b]?????: I know what you want ! You want one more chance to get a better contract. But you know the ref.....

G: Oh no no. Stop talking please.. Please. I don´t want your contract anymore. I see now that there is more in wrestling then the money....

?????: O..... Ok, so what do you want?

G: A match! One last match to prove you that I´m serious. Please give me the chance to prove it not only to you, no to prove it to the fans.
?????: Ok you´re on!

Commentator: Could Gersolmer really got a turn on his mind? We will find out tonight.